威利(比利·鲍伯·松顿 Billy Bob Thornton 饰)的工作很有趣,每逢圣诞,他便会穿上一身圣诞老人的行头,带着雪白的大胡子对公司的商品进行促销。然而,对于威利来说,这份工作远远没有表面上看起来的那么简单,每一年的这个时候,除了欢度佳节,还是他和他的伙伴马库斯(托尼·考克斯 Tony Cox 饰)大赚一笔的最佳时刻,他的真正身份是一个小偷。 今年和往年一样,可又有些不同。威利的诡异行踪遭到了精明的保安金(伯尼·麦克 Bernie Mac 饰)的怀疑,同时,百货公司的经理鲍勃(约翰·雷特尔 John Ritter 饰)也变成了难缠的人物。更让威利感到抓狂的是,一个8岁的小男孩盯上了他。在重重地阻力面前,威利的行动能否成功呢?Willie T. Stokes is a convicted con man who's led a miserable life. He drinks heavily and constantly embarrasses himself publicly. He only works once a year dressed as Santa. But then come Christmas Eve, he and his pint-sized helper dwarf Marcus stage elaborate robberies and take their department stores for everything they got. This year, they hit a mall in suburban Phoenix, Arizona. This time around, Willie gets distracted by having sex with large women, a bartender who is attracted to Santas, and a kid who's convinced he's the real deal. However, this time around Marcus must once again put up with Willie's heavy drinking and a series of incidents that constantly shoot themselves in the foot. Not to mention a nosy department store security guard who's onto them and wants his cut of the loot. Will Willie and Marcus make it to next Christmas? Or will this be the year the dynamic duo finally face justice?